She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
sex in a hospital.. check
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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