i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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