I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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