i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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