Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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