Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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