I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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