tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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