Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
