Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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