guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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