It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
