i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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