I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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