i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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