yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
