remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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