Sponge bath it is.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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