At least make sure they are 18
Why
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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