Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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