so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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