I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Green mimosas i think yes
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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