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shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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