The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Randomize
