If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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