You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You smell like stripper and shame
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
