you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
