Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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