Did you just see the Batmobile???
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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