So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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