Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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