Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
