weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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