mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Randomize
