I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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