I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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