even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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