He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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