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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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