u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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