His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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