I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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