I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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