he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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