I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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