Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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