Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize