Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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