that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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