fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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