Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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