Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I currently don't understand fingers.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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